Alunia
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The PInkest Bun to ever Bun

This swamp rabbit is the reason why we have this club.As pretty as she is pink.Bunbun QueenFattest ass in Eorzea. The clap of her ass cheeks echo through the halls and help bring the sick beats."Best mom in on this plane of existence. Her presence makes my day glorious...I mean honk. I can't give enough/10 honks" - Henry 2022

Konnan
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Lizard of the Law

Likes to hold up walls and conversate as good owners do.Memelord and King of bad puns.Has double horns, don't touch them. They are pokey. Big ouchies.May slap you with his paddle if you pay him enough Gil, but don't tell him I said that."Some dude my mom sleeps with and now he is living with us? Angy honk. At least he gave me a cool pond. 7/10 honks." - Henry 2022

K'atearie
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Kitsune of Kicks and Kisses

Big Tiddie Goth Kitsune.The Biggest Dom energy around and will fucking shank you with a rusty spoon.Don't fuck with her, she has the power god and anime on her side.She's a Desert Rose, whatever that means. They have thorns like her so... that's accurate at least."The drink lady is real nice. Her tail is super floofy and makes a good napping spot. Mom says I'm obsessed with her but I like her look a lot. Ask my maid! Mom says she's 'the Dollar Twenty-five tree' version of her. That's a lot of Gil. 69/10 honks." - Henry 2022

Luka
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Kitty of Flowers and Lewdness

Undercover slut but only covered by flowersThigh-highs go with everything and will fight you about itCute as can be and ready to pleaseOnly has one magic trick but "is the best magician in Eorzea""Likes to dance without his feathers. I wanna be like flower man, but mom starts to fuss when I start taking off mine. Be free flower man. 10/10 honks" -Henry 2022

Arashi
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Big Fluff of Doom and Hugs

Towering Pile of soft fluff. Might let you pat if you ask.Comes off rough but has a sweet side....and a rough side.Will beat you if you ask and have you begging for more.Holds up walls and keeps the peace like a good wolfie."Big man scary. Big man is able to make me fly, not so scary. Says I am really fat and getting heavy. Not nice. Carries me upstairs because they are hard. Nice. Am confused. 8/10 honks." - Henry 2022

Stin
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Bun of Poles and "Poles"

Not all bun, not all mid-lander, not all feminine, and not all masculine. This Mid-bun is a true androgynous siren.Kept waking up drunk under the stairs so we decided to keep him.Works the pole harder than anyone has ever worked yours.Sweeter than a cream puff, filling and all."He used to show up all the time to our cave, but now he is wearing the same feathers. Maybe he's undercover. Hmmmm. Confused honk. Sus/10" - Henry 2022

Henry
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The King of Quack

Quack Dealer.Fat fluff and full of rage. Will peck his mother's enemy's ankles.Loves to shake that tail featherHonks at those who honk at him, be warnedProfessional at rolling downstairsWill spare you for lettuce